THE DUMP OF JOEY ARNOLD, THE ORIGINAL OATMEAL: Oatmeal Can Have Babies

Marilyn Mitchell

I did write to you there. didn't you get a message recently??

Original Oatmeal

good and why last pope?

Marilyn Mitchell

live feed about Pope resignation right now!!! shocking, Pope's always stay until they die!

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/02/china-resistance-hogs/

Original Oatmeal

I did not get your email.

8:43pm

Marilyn Mitchell

I wonder what happened, hmmmmm

what happens next week in your life?

8:44pm

Original Oatmeal

why is next pope last pope?

I will still have a free place to stay next week and a job interview in a week too

you have the wrong email address for me

8:47pm

Marilyn Mitchell

tradition says how many Popes there would be. I will see if I can find out more. My very smart friend thinks it is possible. changes expected in USA for March, right after this Pope steps down. this is significant when happening in the same time in two separate parts of the world. saying Homeland Security of USA will do something big next month. and dollar might go down. we'll see if Republicans can come up with any good ideas. I am glad you are not here right now as long as you have enough to eat and a place to sleep and some friends.

8:49pm

Marilyn Mitchell

he was Pope since April 2005 and is 85 yrs old now. He was a good, conservative Pope.

tell me when you get your new visa.

February 13

3:23am

Marilyn Mitchell

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February 15

11:28pm

Marilyn Mitchell

FYI a 10 ton meteorite hit Russia about 8 hrs ago. a larger asteroid 60yds across is due to come within 17,000 miles of earth in about 3 hrs, the satellites are 22, 000 miles away so it could hit one, maybe. we saw a movie called Safe Haven yesterday and it was good.

11:37pm

Original Oatmeal

i drank too much tea and then started throwing up these last few hours

i think i am getting better and drinking water

12:11am

Marilyn Mitchell

I also tend to have that reaction with a lot of tea. lots of water, yes. then juice or fruit when you can.

12:23am

Original Oatmeal

good and i threw up 3 sets already... went to the bathroom 3 different times.... i am smart enough to get to the toilet just in time.... each set involved more throwing up but it feels better after u throw up.... but my throat hurts a little now so i want to wait a few hours before throwing up more to be nice to my throat... fruit and juice yes

12:24am

Marilyn Mitchell

small amounts of liquid slowly. how many minutes in between each vomit episode?

12:25am

Original Oatmeal

30 min t o an hour or so

maybe 9pm, 10pm, 11pm, or so

now it is 11:30pm

12:26am

Marilyn Mitchell

that's not too bad, then. although quite draining. hopefully the germs or whatever are gone now

12:26am

Original Oatmeal

12:30am now i mean

yes germs but also stomach ache of like too much in the stomach right?

12:27am

Marilyn Mitchell

my clock says 9:36am right now

12:27am

Original Oatmeal

12:27am here

or maybe 12:36am

12:28am

Marilyn Mitchell

yeah

is your temperature normal?

tea by itself would not cause hrs of stomach trouble. it was a stimulant, but I'm not sure what else happened.

12:29am

Original Oatmeal

hotter here

i am in Saigon now

the biggest city of vietnam

california weather

12:29am

Marilyn Mitchell

body temp. silly

12:29am

Original Oatmeal

where might the germs come from?

12:30am

Marilyn Mitchell

germs are always present in the environment.

watch out for pork.

12:30am

Original Oatmeal

my body temperature is not a fever.... maybe 98.7... instead of 98.6..... what is normal temperature?

12:31am

Marilyn Mitchell

i read this today.

my normal is 98.2 degrees

12:32am

Original Oatmeal

i think i am normal

12:32am

Marilyn Mitchell

I use apple cider vinegar to help kill potential germs in my food.

1 tsp each meal is enough.

lemon juice also works.

1TB of lemon

12:33am

Original Oatmeal

super germs?

super bacteria?

like ones found in hospitals?

12:33am

Marilyn Mitchell

yes, they are harder to kill. yes like in hospitals.

12:33am

Original Oatmeal

Marilyn Mitchell

more praying, more careful.

Original Oatmeal

Marilyn Mitchell

I take vitamin A to help build n

Original Oatmeal

yes

Marilyn Mitchell

"natural killer cells" that attack anything harmful.

Original Oatmeal

yes

12:35am

Marilyn Mitchell

my sentence got interrupted by the "enter" button. haha

have you been getting enough rest.?

12:35am

Original Oatmeal

yes

12:35am

Marilyn Mitchell

good.

found out that Dorner case was a false flag in Cal. wonder if he really shot anyone. getting public against the police force now.

police keep executing people lately so they can't tell the truth.

12:36am

Original Oatmeal

yeah

Marilyn Mitchell

watching news carefully now. watching gun control because Larry uses rifles.

Original Oatmeal

should i throw up until my stomach s almost empty?

Marilyn Mitchell

first interview for "Share the Knowledge" radio show is tomorrow.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/15/us-russia-meteorite-idUSBRE91E05Z20130215

Original Oatmeal

yeah guns hmmmm

12:39am

Marilyn Mitchell

probably empty stomach would be good if that is possible. sometimes I drink a lot of water on purpose to finish emptying before I put something else in. but I have found that warm water is easier on my stomach and more tolerated. Aunt karen taught me that. so I always do very warm water when my stomach is touchy.

12:40am

Marilyn Mitchell

don't want any germs remaining in your stomach. maybe water will force some out through the other end if there are any still left, though.

I hope you didn't get "tourista". people get that when they visit Mexico sometimes. In some places the city water is not safe according to USA standards.

normally the body adjust eventually to the unfamiliar little germs and builds up immunity.

12:42am

Original Oatmeal

warm water ok

good

12:42am

Marilyn Mitchell

it could have been some flu germs in the air from people coughing, this time of year, even though it is relatively warm weather.

12:43am

Original Oatmeal

everybody in vietnam drinks bottled water

12:43am

Marilyn Mitchell

I always do warm water, how are you going to heat the bottled water?

I know I am healthy again when I can drink something cold from frig.

people in China have been breathing "canned air", oh my goodness!

they keep getting SARS disease.

respiratory infection.

it is so late for you now, will you be able to sleep?

12:46am

Original Oatmeal

yes i will sleep

12:46am

Marilyn Mitchell

good. sweet dreams

12:47am

Original Oatmeal

is china air bad?

12:48am

Marilyn Mitchell

they think it is. many people in the cities. I haven't studied the details, hard for me to understand, so far. like NYC --subways, etc. many people in one place, probably polution from factories.

maybe the people have poor immune systems from so 60 yrs of communism.

google has been reading people's emails, they say.

I deleted google chrome, at least.

I got spammed by a facebook app yesterday.

1:01am

Original Oatmeal

ahhh

1:05am

Marilyn Mitchell

what do you mean by that.??

God had mercy on me this morning. what Larry thought was mold, was actually just clumps of dust! now I don't have quite as much work to do today.

1:06am

Original Oatmeal

i mean i am listening to u

1:07am

Marilyn Mitchell

that was one of my choices for meaning.

1:07am

Original Oatmeal

good

1:07am

Marilyn Mitchell

I thought you were going to sleep, though?
I

I was bleaching a floor pad a few minutes ago.

1:08am

Original Oatmeal

we have nets over our beds

1:08am

Marilyn Mitchell

mosquitoes??

I used to hide under my sheet for a month or so.

Original Oatmeal

yes mosquitos

Marilyn Mitchell

you should have registered couchsurfing under Joseph Arnold and not original oatmeal, is that what happened?

Original Oatmeal

nets over beds instead of screen doors

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Marilyn Mitchell

nets are more specific.

tropical areas do that in South America too

where do you live in the near future, do you know yet?

I had to use a thin sheet as a net sometimes in Forest Grove

high sounds of electric guitar sound like mosquitoes to me.

or tiny fighting cats

Larry went up north today with a friend, back in afternoon I hope.

he woke up happy, at least.

1:30am

Original Oatmeal

i just had my 4th round of throwing up

i have a new 1 month host i believe in saigon

guitars yes

1:53am

Marilyn Mitchell

the good and the bad. flu could last 24 hrs.

how long ago maybe) did you have these symptoms before in your life? or did you?

1:58am

Original Oatmeal

i had 2 scramble eggs in te morning

maybe egg not cooked enough?

i think what i have is a normal thing

2:00am

Marilyn Mitchell

maybe

2:00am

Original Oatmeal

i started feeling tummy ache 6pm or so like 8 hrs ago

i cooked the eggs myself

2:00am

Marilyn Mitchell

ok, like I said 24 -48 hrs maximum

you cook well probably

keep trying to replace liquids.

2:03am

Original Oatmeal

yes

2:03am

Marilyn Mitchell

you must have lost quick a bit of water by now

2:04am

Original Oatmeal

a 12 year old male vietnamese boy reminds me of nathan williams since he speaks very good english and vietnamese

2:04am

Marilyn Mitchell

that's nice

2:04am

Original Oatmeal

i have drinking 10 or more glasses

he is 13 in vietnam

everybody born 1 years old

2:05am

Marilyn Mitchell

good about the water. that is good, alive inside of mommy.

do they know their actual birthdates??

just wondering.

so you would be 29, then

2:06am

Original Oatmeal

yes they tell me their birth years

yes

2:06am

Marilyn Mitchell

birth yr is much different than birth month

February 21

4:44am

Marilyn Mitchell

Lori Patriot

North Dakota is booming due to the private drilling that has caused a boom. WalMart is paying $17 for clerks. GO TO North Dakota if you are unemployed. Not just oil jobs. Southeast Texas and Wyoming have boom too. Obama & his evil gang don't want us to be energy efficient because he owes The Saudis for his education & insertion.

February 22

2:59pm

Marilyn Mitchell

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February 28

4:46pm

Original Oatmeal

I signed a 6 months contract to teach English for some public government schools in Saigon, Vietnam.

February 28

1:19am

Marilyn Mitchell

wow

March 1

6:47pm

Original Oatmeal

today was my first day of assisting in classes

March 1

12:04pm

Marilyn Mitchell

maybe you can tell me about it. I can compare you to Ricky now because he made a good future for himself in Oklahoma, after I tried to bring him back to Oregon! Ricky was right, and you were right.
Larry showed a house today, and has one to show tomorrow. they recorded some musicians in Seattle on Thursday evening---they want to create a video to sell; it is hard work to perfect it.

12:05pm

Marilyn Mitchell

the other part of they is Jim who records Larry's cd's and Larry's radio show, which will be pitched to the radio station next week, I think, now that they have done 3 interviews.

March 2

1:54pm

Original Oatmeal

Teaching English is the same as how you taught English to your children in Home School. You use flash cards.

March 3

11:12am

Original Oatmeal

Stopping a ceisure is the same as stopping a hiccup by force, right?

12:16pm

Marilyn Mitchell

i don't understand your question.

March 4

11:16am

Original Oatmeal

You know how people would try to stop you from shaking?

but that is bad right

or when a person has a ceisure

or a hiccup

11:17am

Marilyn Mitchell

i call it a convulsion, now. more technical term I think. how can anyone actually stop me anyway. Larry is at church right now. when he gets home I will cook dinner.

11:17am

Original Oatmeal

can you research the american vietnam russian war?

11:18am

Marilyn Mitchell

yes, bad to try to stop me, has opposite effect. the way Bill handled it was to reassure me or just ignore me--that was the best.

Russian War???

11:18am

Original Oatmeal

why was america in vietnam?

11:20am

Marilyn Mitchell

having soldiers employed helped keep the unemployment rate down and made Democrats look better, that's what I've heard.

11:20am

Marilyn Mitchell

stupid police action. Kennedy wanted to get the soldiers out so the CIA killed him. Johnson immediately increased the war efforts. Bill called it a "Police Action". I don't think it was justified. I am still trying to figure it out. I don't think the USA had to have a Civil War either. All recent wars have been political, without much sense.

11:21am

Marilyn Mitchell

I don't know if you got all of my message. sometimes facebook is weird.

Vietnam was a police action. Pres. Kennedy wanted to end the war. Johnson increased it as soon as Kennedy was out of the way.

I don't think the Civil War was justified either.

too many people killed. should have kept States rights. too much federal gov't now.

did you say happy birthday to Crystal today?

March 7

6:15pm

Original Oatmeal

yes i told her happy birthday and when is your anniversary with larry? is it march 15th?

March 10

2:47am

Marilyn Mitchell

i married him on April 20

Quyen Nguyen said "say hi to your family for me". so I decided to tell you.

March 11

11:46am

Original Oatmeal

hi back

March 13

8:50pm

Original Oatmeal

brent left me money again at my dads house

March 14

Marilyn Mitchell

finally got to facebook again.
I have to give your dad the girl's phone numbers so I can tell him about the money.

March 17

11:43pm

Original Oatmeal

Which girl?

March 17

4:37am

Marilyn Mitchell

Katie and Crystal. but I wrote to them and they called Dad.

we plantered grass today in a blank spot.

March 25

12:56pm

Marilyn Mitchell

Joey, what is going on. Duong is very upset. she said that her mother saw you hit her!!

are you doing your job like you are supposed to. Duong says you are in trouble and the boss has been talking to Duong about it. HOW DO I SKYPE? MUST i HAVE A CAMERA??

1:11pm

Marilyn Mitchell

I tried to explain to her about your Dad.

Kathy says " and Joey said: I don't want to do that in my life, i never gilf for any person". did she mean "gift"??

try to respect her customs. she is not dumb. this is what she has grown up with.

Larry was always nice to me, even when he didn't understand me.

1:26pm

Original Oatmeal

Kathy is lying.

1:26pm

Marilyn Mitchell

why would she lie???

1:27pm

Original Oatmeal

I did not hit her.

1:27pm

Marilyn Mitchell

she says you hate her country's food.

1:27pm

Original Oatmeal

I do not hate the food.

do you like crab?

Marilyn Mitchell

did you make bad comments about it. Orientals are extra sensitive about some things.

Original Oatmeal

you like oyster?

Marilyn Mitchell

crab is ok

Original Oatmeal

i did not like the taste

1:29pm

Marilyn Mitchell

oyster maybe, I had some 1 1/2 yrs ago. in general it tastes weird.

1:29pm

Original Oatmeal

she eats noodles each day

i cant eat the same things

bad diet

she has split personality

1:29pm

Marilyn Mitchell

when someone volunteers to feed you, you just live with it. that is how the world eats.

1:30pm

Original Oatmeal

or a demon

i do just live with it

but she complains

sometimes she is Nice Kathy and sometimes she is Mean Kathy

1:30pm

Marilyn Mitchell

she said you slapped her, and put you down, and that doesn't seem to fit with "love"

1:31pm

Original Oatmeal

i spanked her

she was trying to kill me

everyday she goes crazy

and she hits me

and yells at me

1:31pm

Marilyn Mitchell

do her complaints make sense. you do not spank her. what do you mean :Trying to kill you"

1:31pm

Original Oatmeal

she tries hitting me

and biting my arm until it bleeds

i have a job

my job is fine

my boss made mistakes

1:32pm

Marilyn Mitchell

you should not stay with a girl who would bite you.

1:33pm

Original Oatmeal

i know

i understand

1:33pm

Marilyn Mitchell

only Christians are free to be "good" consistently.

1:33pm

Original Oatmeal

i guess

1:34pm

Marilyn Mitchell

if your boss made mistakes, she is still your boss.

1:34pm

Original Oatmeal

i know

but i confronted my boss

my boss is female

1:34pm

Marilyn Mitchell

I don't know if Kathy will be able to behave or not. You confuse her.

Original Oatmeal

i told my boss her mistakes but the boss did not understand it

Marilyn Mitchell

She told me about your female boss. I have been messaging both of you at the same time.

Original Oatmeal

the boss was only upset about one thing one time

the boss is not suppose to have Kathy;s phone number

Marilyn Mitchell

you have to do it the boss's way if at all possible, you can't be sure to change her mind.

she claims that you gave the boss Kathy's number, I think.

1:36pm

Original Oatmeal

the boss forgot to tell me which lesson to teach and i told the boss that and the boss denied it

the boss lied to my face

most vietnamese people seem to lie like this

i did not give the boss kathy's phone number

kathy tells many lies

another friend gave the boss kathy's number

1:37pm

Marilyn Mitchell

yes, their culture is different. She told me that you have slept with her.

1:37pm

Original Oatmeal

we live in the same house

1:38pm

Marilyn Mitchell

you live in the same house, I asked her why she bit you and she said you were having sex.

1:38pm

Original Oatmeal

that is not what happened

that is a lie

everyday she gets mad and attacks

so i let her bite my arm

so i have like scars on my arm

1:39pm

Marilyn Mitchell

this is strange. does that mean she did not have sex with you and just wants me to think that she did???

1:39pm

Original Oatmeal

it bleeded

she wants you to be mad

she is trying to make you mad

she was attacking me

when she is in a bad mood

Marilyn Mitchell

I told her about the bleeding. I told her I want you to learn your lessons in VietNam.

Original Oatmeal

i think she is two people

learn what lessons?

right now you are typing to mean kathy

so you may not get real answers from Mean Kathy

Marilyn Mitchell

she is bipolar then??

Original Oatmeal

maybe

i asked her what she has and she does not know

i told her i would try to figure out what disease she has

1:41pm

Marilyn Mitchell

who is Tram, and this person wants one dollar, I think. that is not so bad.

1:41pm

Original Oatmeal

she says i should just ask her family to figure it out and i say that i have to do more than just that

1:42pm

Marilyn Mitchell

It does sound like maybe even "split personality".

1:42pm

Original Oatmeal

tram is a friend that told me to go to Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, where I am right now

certain things trigger the Bad Kathy Personality to come out

Kathy thinks you are a bad person for divorcing my father

1:43pm

Marilyn Mitchell

sounds like my late husband Bill.

1:43pm

Original Oatmeal

yes like Bill

Kathy got mad at me last night for something I wrote about my father somewhere on FB

kathy always wants me to buy gifts for people

kathy wanted me to buy a gift for my boss or else my boss will fire me, and i said to her that is called bribing

1:45pm

Marilyn Mitchell

I just told her some truth about your Dad. Oriental people buy gifts, it is a cultural necessity, apparently. bribing is required there. it is probably not wrong, because everyone does it. you might have to live with it.

1:45pm

Original Oatmeal

Good Kathy wants to marry me and have my children and Bad Kathy wants to kill me

i cannot afford bribing or tipping

i refuse to give in

1:46pm

Marilyn Mitchell

that sounds like you need to take her to a good church first. you might need to give your boss something, just live within the culture.

1:46pm

Original Oatmeal

the boss wanted me to buy cards, and i say she can reduct the cost out of my pay, but the boss has no clue to that concept

the boss needs to remove herself from the culture because employers are bound my international laws and laws of each individual culture and country

1:48pm

Marilyn Mitchell

I would walk away from a violent part of someone's personality whenever it manifests, if I could. I always got away from your Dad before he hit me, and came back when he was asleep. how much would the cards cost and why would your boss believe that she could require you to pay for them??>

1:48pm

Original Oatmeal

the boss could not require me

that was a lie

but Kathy thought it was true

1:48pm

Marilyn Mitchell

I don't think international laws apply to this incident.

1:49pm

Original Oatmeal

but i am only bound by the contract i signed with the school and not bound by things the boss makes up on the spot

maybe not international laws or international trade, exactly, but employers should be fair equally in all countries

they should try to be

1:50pm

Marilyn Mitchell

ok, but maybe we should look up Vietamese culture for things like this. Japanese have some weird rules like this.

1:50pm

Original Oatmeal

i will not give my boss a gift

unless if my boss tells me to

1:51pm

Marilyn Mitchell

I don't think USA is perfect either. we are just used to it.

1:51pm

Original Oatmeal

but the boss can just deduct money out of my salary and buy herself a gift with it anytime she wants

kathy thinks USA is perfect

Marilyn Mitchell

I hope boss can't take your money.

Original Oatmeal

kathy wants to have my kids and move to the USA with me as soon as possible

Marilyn Mitchell

most foreigners have quite the picture of USA

Original Oatmeal

the boss can take my money. it is in the contract

1:53pm

Marilyn Mitchell

if she moves to USA you will not have a job here, that would not accomplish much.

1:53pm

Original Oatmeal

if i miss work or i am late then the boss can take some money out of my salary

Kathy thinks we will get welfare and child support in USA

on sunday, Kathy told me she wants to marry me in April

everyday Kathy tells me that she really wants to marry me and then she says she hates me and then she loves me and then hates me and then loves me each day

if you ask Kathy now then Kathy may say she hates me right now

1:54pm

Marilyn Mitchell

tell her that the two of you must get Christian counseling.

1:55pm

Original Oatmeal

her mother wants to take Kathy to a crazy hospital and then have her be a monk

Kathy's younger sister wants to take Kathy to a crazy hospital too

Kathy goes crazy everyday for the last few years or longer since her father died

1:56pm

Marilyn Mitchell

tell her Mom how you can help Kathy. Tell her that your God is strong enough to fix her.

1:56pm

Original Oatmeal

her father and mother use to hit her and lock her in her house with her other sister

i am at school right now

Marilyn Mitchell

does her mom ever hit her now.

Original Oatmeal

i will teach in 20 minutes

Marilyn Mitchell

Original Oatmeal

her mother still hits her once a week or so

Marilyn Mitchell

I asked her about her father.

Original Oatmeal

i have seen the mother hit Kathy a few times

Marilyn Mitchell

1:58pm

Original Oatmeal

and kathy says that her mother can hit her because her mother gives her money but i can't hit her because i do not give her money

Kathy only cares about money

Kathy says that if i do not have money then she will not love me

1:58pm

Marilyn Mitchell

I wonder if that is cultural, I hope not.

she said she already went to mental hospital before.

1:59pm

Original Oatmeal

goes beyond culture

she might go back to mental hospital

her mother knows she goes crazy sometimes

1:59pm

Marilyn Mitchell

maybe her sister will listen to you.

1:59pm

Original Oatmeal

last night, kathy was attacking me so strongly

2:00pm

Marilyn Mitchell

attacking you how??

2:00pm

Original Oatmeal

her sister knows kung fu and says she will find me if anything bad happens

Kathy hits, kicks, bites, throws things at me like a five year old who is having a temper tantrum

2:00pm

Marilyn Mitchell

oh, oh. you have seem her do kung fu?

2:01pm

Original Oatmeal

i am not sure if kathy's sister knows kung fu in real life or not

2:01pm

Marilyn Mitchell

do you get out of Kathy's way as much as possible??

2:01pm

Original Oatmeal

yes

of course

2:02pm

Marilyn Mitchell

I hope I get to talk to "nice Kathy"

2:02pm

Original Oatmeal

i hope so too

maybe in a few days

Marilyn Mitchell

she might have demons

Original Oatmeal

maybe

it feels like it

Marilyn Mitchell

does she remember what she did or said?