I
was walking outside at 2 am in the morning, today, Wednesday, the 24th
of April, 2013 in Saigon, Vietnam near my hostel in District 1.
A motorcycle drives to me. The driver appeared to be a woman who was born a man, around the age of 40. Also there was a very beautiful girl. She said $5 USD. I could do whatever I want with the girl. I said no.
As I kept on walking, they followed me for a while. The older woman hopped off the bike. She was trying to get me to hop on and go with the younger girl who may be around 20 years old.
Part of me wanted to. I thought about it. The girl was very beautiful. But I did not want to spend the $5. Thank God I am so cheap. I like saving money. But if I had unlimited money like King Solomon, I am not sure what I would have done. Joey Arnold. Joey Arnold
A motorcycle drives to me. The driver appeared to be a woman who was born a man, around the age of 40. Also there was a very beautiful girl. She said $5 USD. I could do whatever I want with the girl. I said no.
As I kept on walking, they followed me for a while. The older woman hopped off the bike. She was trying to get me to hop on and go with the younger girl who may be around 20 years old.
Part of me wanted to. I thought about it. The girl was very beautiful. But I did not want to spend the $5. Thank God I am so cheap. I like saving money. But if I had unlimited money like King Solomon, I am not sure what I would have done. Joey Arnold. Joey Arnold
My
girl friend stole $3,000,000 from me. That is three million. She gets
mad at me for not spending money on her, but I kind of did spend a bunch
of money and time on her. Plus, some of my most valuable things in my
life may have been stolen at the Papa Foods in Bac Ninh, Vietnam. There
are things that mean everything to me back there but that suitcase is
missing. Joey Arnold
Original Oatmeal shared Original Oatmeal's photo.
See the ring? Joey Arnold. Dương Phương Thảo. Kathy Thao Duong. That ring is on my hand. That ring is real.
Kathy
Thao Duong told me to be Buddhist. I was born and raised a Christian.
Now, "Christianity" is not actually a religion but more a way of life.
Jesus died to save you if you give your life to Him. Now, "Kathy" Phuong
Thao Duong, wants me to change my religion. I told her I can try. Next
Sunday, we are going to a Buddhist temple so I can inherit a Buddhist
name. For now, my name is Joey Arnold, your Original Oatmeal.
What
are your favorite kind of shows? It's the kinds that makes you feel
warm and fuzzy inside. Recently, I have seen some creative cartoons on
Cartoon Network. One of the new cartoons actually break the 4th wall and
project the cartoon ont...
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