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Two beautiful Vietnamese women gave me their number just a few minutes ago in HCM, Vietnam.
In the United States, men dream of asking girls for their number. Only
in Vietnam may you find luck like this; or is it only because I'm Joey Arnold, AKA The Original Oatmeal? What's the answer? You decide.
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Let me tell you how this story began.
Once upon a time, my friends fixed the front breaks of my bicycle.
Later, I slammed on my breaks in the middle of a highway intersection
while surrounded by cars, trucks, and other motor-bikes in the dark,
that is around 11 PM Sunday, 2013 November 10, Vietnamese time, which
was some minutes ago.
When I pressed on the breaks, I fell off
my bike. In other words, I got in an accident with myself. It is like
tripping over your own shoelaces. It is like chasing your tail as a dog.
It's like being afraid of your own shadow.
Immediately after
falling onto the pavement and cement of the road, I jumped back up and
unintentionally broke the wire that controls the breaks for my bike.
Now, I have no breaks. I will continue riding my bicycle. I may not be
able to get my bicycle fixed because I do not have much money.
Now, a minute after getting back on my bicycle, two Vietnamese models,
on their one shared motorcycle, started trying to talk to me in
Vietnamese. I tried telling them in Vietnamese that I do not understand
or know the Vietnamese language, and yet they continued trying to talk
to me. They asked me to pull over. One girl gave my bike a test-drive.
They noticed that they could not fix my bike.
I told them my
age (28 years old) in Vietnamese. They returned the favor by saying that
they are around 24 years old. I told them that I was from the United
States.
They asked for my number. After that, I told them that they are beautiful and that I love them. They smiled as we part ways.
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JOEY ARNOLD
ORIGINAL OATMEAL
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Original Oatmeal What am I wrong about? Did I make any absolute statements or exact judgement conclusion, or is all of this mere observation? Was I judging? Was I making any specific universal racist bias stereotypical assumption, judgement, statement, at all? You know what I mean? Please do not read into this. Please do not exactly read between the lines. Do not misinterpret, misread, misalign from what I am actually really trying to say.
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