Top 10 Reasons Not to Return to the USA

Why do you 
hate the USA?






USA
United States of
Northern America







Why don't you live
in the USA?







Do you like the USA?







Do you want to live in the USA
forever?







Why would you never return
back to the USA?







Top 10 Reasons Not to Return
to the USA

By OO
Original Oatmeal

JA
Joey Arnold


2014-02-07
Friday 22:00 PM

Chua La Go Lap
Leaf Pagoda

Go Vap District, HCM Saigon
Vietnam, southeast Asia



I was born
1985-02-11 Monday 06h00 AM apx









10.
Extreme weather of 
heat, cold, wind, storms, droughts
fires, tornados, floods, thunder, lighting, etc





09.
STDs
Sexual Transmitted Diseases
and crazy women, people, parties
drugs, beer, religions, 

NWO
New World Order





08.
Pollution, taxes
big foot, more taxes, Obama Care
close to Canada eh, cars, Hollywood
Obama, alligators







07.
expensive
things cost more money sometimes






06.
ugly people
ugly woman


I don't want to become 
the 40 year old virgin





05.
bad people
with guns, knifes, and bad words
mafia, gangs, gays, weirdos
people who lie, mormons
men in dresses








04.
Titanic
because the USA is falling apart
and the captain can go down with the ship, but I'm out of here









03. 
boring
not exciting








02.
trap
It's a trap



Life can be easy
You can get sucked into that


and become selfishly focused on 
your own lives instead of others







01.
anti-heroic
because I want to help others



since I was 8 years old
back in the year 1993


I can't be in other countries
if I am not in other countries



I'm destined
to be in other countries



to help
others





to boldly go
where no oatmeal
has gone before