Zombie Christians

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     Joey Arnold

     September 22, 2012

     Being a zombie is like being a Christian: you have to die to yourself first: & then you go after people's brains: if you attack the people's brains hard enough, they become like you & then they start going after people's brains: if somebody cuts off your head, or shoots you in the brain, you will probably die, unless if you are wearing a helmet of Truth.

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     • Jennifer Pableo, Nicole Jen Iroy and 2 others like this.
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       Tonya French Uh.. You know Bath Salts are bad right??

       September 22, 2012 at 4:08am · Like · 1
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       Paul Richard Bricker Bath Salts are great! Try them at home kids!

       September 22, 2012 at 4:54am · Like
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       Paul Richard Bricker jk

       September 22, 2012 at 4:54am · Like
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       Joey Arnold Paul, are you black now? You just did a Michael Jackson Reversal.

       September 22, 2012 at 4:55am · Like
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       Paul Richard Bricker Yes. My profile pic is literally what I look like now. I went all out.

       September 22, 2012 at 5:00am · Like
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       Steven Wright · Friends with Paul Richard Bricker

       Spit the truth brother!

       September 22, 2012 at 5:00am via mobile · Like
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       Joey Arnold I spent my whole life like naked Rabbi Jedi trying to find the fountain of youth, so I could wish upon that star the opportunity to be tall, black, & in the NBA. Paul, you just attained what Jack Sparrow, Darth Vader, & Hitler spent their whole careers going after: blackness & coolness & absolute power.

       September 22, 2012 at 5:03am · Like
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       Steven Wright · Friends with Paul Richard Bricker

       You should write poetry

       September 22, 2012 at 5:08am via mobile · Like
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       Joey Arnold Me or Paul Richard Bricker? I think Paul should write poetry here.

       September 22, 2012 at 5:10am · Like
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       Paul Richard Bricker My poetry brings all the girls to the yard. Their life is better than yours.

       September 22, 2012 at 5:46am · Like · 1
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       Paul Richard Bricker I do feel more powerful as a black man.

       September 22, 2012 at 5:47am · Like
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       Joey Arnold You lay them on the yard, you show them you aint no cracker, you playing it hard, because you aint no slacker. The girls come to your yard expecting some lemonade and a gun show, & then you bust in there and show all the new kids in the block why your house is bigger than everyone's else.

       September 22, 2012 at 5:50am · Edited · Like
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     Joey Arnold

     September 22, 2012

     Being a zombie is like being a Christian: you cannot be a zombie until you die to yourself & let the disease take you over: you cannot be a Christian until you die to yourself & let the Zombie take you over. You cannot be a vampire until you die to yourself & let the need for blood (the need for speed) take you over.

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       Paul Richard Bricker Very true.

       September 22, 2012 at 1:21am · Unlike · 1
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       Lyndon Cozzutto aaahhhhAAagggh!

       September 22, 2012 at 2:33am · Unlike · 1
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