Kathy Owes Me My Dick

Original Oatmeal Gmail <originaloatmeal@gmail.com>	May 15 (1 day ago)
to P.Thao

You still owe me money, whether you like it or not and whether you know it or not. I do not owe you money because you made a deal with me that you would do things for me for free. That is how the world works. The depravity of the cancer in our brains is a curse that leaves us in darkness. Apathy makes you forget about the things that I say to you. The irony is that I warned you about these things. The rules of this world includes keeping your word and you are failing to see that.

Men and women alike are meant to live lives that are blameless and that are bordering towards perfection. I am deeply concern with the affairs of your well-being. I need to go to the police. I need to tell the cops that you stole my bike. I need to tell the government of Vietnam that you stole over $4.000.000 Vietnamese money currency exchange money of the Vietnam Viet Nam people and country VND, which is over $200 United States currency money USD.

You need to wake up. I never left you. I am still here. I did not run away. I am your father. I am still here for you. Kathy, I still love you deeply. i care about. It does not matter what you do. We were never in a romantic relationship. We were never in a sexual relationship. I do want you to give me back the money that you owe me. I will love you no matter what. You need to stop lying about the pain that you live in. I can see the pain inside of you. I can see that you are rushing into relationships. You are hoping for true love without the obligations of certain commitments or obligations in the alteration of your own life.

There are many things that you are refusing to admit. You failed to listen to me. I tried counseling you. I tried telling you that I was not sure if I wanted to sell my own bicycle or not. You made me do things that were not always completely right. I was always trying to do everything that you would ask to do.

You owe me money. I never hit you. I am your father. You hit your own father. You spat on me. You bit me. You made me bleed. You ran me over with your motor-bike. You were always trying to kill me. I was being a father-figure to you. I was always there for you. I never hit you. I never hurt you. I never ran away from you. I was always there for you. I will always be there for you. I am still your friend. That cannot ever change. Relationships never do end. Follow your heart but lust can destroy you. Please listen to what I am saying.

You get jealous of me. You are always jealous of my life. You are lost in your thoughts. You have demons inside of you. You have bipolar. You have split personalities. You have monsters within your soul. You fight between the Good Kathy and the Bad Kathy. I saw the struggle within you each day. I tried saving you. I am still trying to save you.

Jesus can save you. You never were a Christian. Plus, not all Catholics are actually Christian. Please ask Christ to save you from your sins or you will burn in hell forever. Your father may be in Hell right now, burning in Hell. If you go to Hell, you will not see your father there. I am not saying that your father is in Hell. I do not know where he is. I do know that Jesus Christ is the only one who can take you to Heaven. You will be screaming in eternal fire and darkness if you try living life apart from your Creator and Savior. Jesus wants you. I love you with the love of Christ. That is my sacrificial agape love to and for you. That always was my love for you.

You still owe me money. Everybody needs to know that you should go to jail. You should go to prison. You stole money from me. You stole my bike. You should be thrown in a hole and buried. You should suffer forever and ever, but I still love you. You deserve pain and torture. I do forgive you.

Your life is a lie and you need to change your ways. You feel rejected from your own father. You felt like your father never accepted you truly. You were always deeply offended whenever I mentioned your father to you. This means that you have a daddy complex that is deeply cursed and afflicted from the events in your life. When you were younger, your parents would lock you and your younger sister in your own house and she locked your bath room as well. So you would be stuck in the house for hours to days without a bath room. Such treatment can pervert your mind and take you places you do not want to go.

Please give me my money. Please stop lying about these situations. Stop looking for love in all the wrong places. Go to a Christian church and leave Buddha. You are losing your mind and soul. I love you. I will always love you. I never left you. I did not go anywhere. I gave you everything.



You betrayed me.

P.Thao Duong	11:14 PM (23 hours ago)
to me

We should meeting in the court if you want to Joey

I don't care about that! In true time , some devoice have to come to the court , and if you want , call for the police , i and my morther will come with you

Thanks you for your love 

Your love is always make me suck already

Pls make this love for another woman and let's see what happen she will done with you

And i think you just love your money

Love me ? Sorried (it's make me laught alot!)

What's you doing for me when you said you love me ? 

Do good with your job (NO) - be friend with your BOSS , buy for her some gilft to make sure they don't call to anoying your gf (NO)

Find a new taxi driver to make sure you can go to school by your self when your gf realy tired (NO) - i have to pay money back all about of that

Sorried , you don't love me!

What about if i really tired , i sick , and i didn't have any money for buy medicine to me

And if i still belive you love me (I should go to the hell because i will die for it)

Sorried ? Love me ? Really ?

You just love your body , need some people have sex with you (sorried i don't want to do that! I can do it for my self! And just for my husband in the future time , i don't want to lost my time)

"Pls don't like a children :

Oh my god - i lost the bicycle , some one stolen bicycle from me , it could be my ex girl friend , i should give her some email for her to get back

Oh my god - i hang out with some girl , but didn't know why she don't love me , she take all my money - now i didn't have enought money to still alive , i should come back to asking my ex gf to get back"

You think i didn't see that ? I see

And can't belive how can you still keep write a letter for me 

It's really make me laught alot

And you make me know what really style of my husband i want to choice , it's all!

Thanks you for help it!

Original Oatmeal Gmail <originaloatmeal@gmail.com>	11:39 PM (23 hours ago)
to P.Thao

You do not know what Love is because you are running away from the creator and savior and sustainer of love. You need to know Christ to know love. Gifts are not gifts if they are required. You need Christ. He can complete you. He is good to the last drop. Stop killing your father. I am your father. Kathy, this is Joey Arnold, the Original Oatmeal. This is Wednesday night in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. This is the 15th of May of the year 2013. Kathy, I am your father. Your blood father is suffering because of you. Please consider your actions.

Children are not bad. You are comparing me to children. You seem to hate children. You confuse simplicity with stupidity. Simplicity is from a clear conscious. That is what I have. You are blind. You do not see my words or face. You do not hear my cries. This is not about money. This is about you. When you lie, you eat up your face and you bring shame to your father and mother. You have been blinded by the lies of your countries. Communism and socialism destroys and is eating up your face and you are eating your face and I am your father. I love you. You laugh because it hurts. You laugh because it is true. You do not see the pain of this world. You hide it . You walk away from what is real. You refuse to ask for the right kind of help. You are always yelling at your mother just like Tram who always abused her mother and family as well. Your laughter is froma decay of your moral self. You are losing all that is right and good in you. I see a change from who you were in your photos with what you are becoming. It is so sad. I am here to help save you from yourself.

I had sex with you in order to save you. I was trying to help you. I was trying to give you something that you may never have. A few times when you did asked me for sex, I said no to you, which made you so angry. I was upset and sad whenever you got mad and that is part of why I would have sex with you. I did it to try to make you happy. I gave everything I had to make you happy and you still get mad at me.

This means that nobody can make you happy because you are always coming up with things to get mad at. You say bad things about my mother and I am only here to help and you always make fun of me. I never hit you. I did not run away from you. You ran me over with your bicycle. Yous stole my bicycle. You stole over 4 million "dollars." I am your father. You almost killed me. You threw a chair at me. We were never in a real relationship. We were in an abusive relationship where you were always trying to make me get you pregnant. Each day you said you loved me and then you would say that you hated me. You wanted to marry me and then divorce me each and every single day. I am still here to help you. I never left you. I am still here. I will always be here for you. Your laughter is an evidence of the pain. stop lying to yourself about the pain. Stop hurting yourself by punching yourself and hitting your head against the wall whenever your mother starts hitting you like she does. Stop running away from these real issues that are destroying you.

Only Christ can save you from yourself. Turn or burn. Come or you will fall to the dark side of the force of the new Star Wars Episode VII 7 that is coming out in the year 2015, directed by J.J. Abrams and not Joss Weadon, staring Mark Hammill as Luke Skywalker, Harrison Ford as Han Solo, Carrie Fisher as Leia Organa, the big hairy ape monster, and Lando who was a movie star before sensational nigger rapper Will Smith of the ghetto lands of Hitler.

P.Thao Duong	12:24 AM (22 hours ago)
to me

You didn't my father Joey

My father is interligent than you

He finish two university - and become to teacher master at University he study

And all his study when he was young - always stay in number 3 / 30 people in classmate

He is never have some thing wrong in the public when he study

And he never asking his wife for money - just my morther do it

My father is very rich

He have 3 house , 1 land (enough to building 4 house 4miles x 20 miles)

And he is strong heart , he never asking my morther money , still he Blind because diabeter

He still working in the company of his girl friend (for 4 year when the time he can't see any thing) - they agreed bc he is genious enough to needn't have to see any thing

And after 4 year - he Die

And when i going to school to finish my university - when he in the hospital ready to die , he still get me money (the money he take form my grandmorther , and should give for the doctor - but still let for me , because he know i just can do good work with my father money)

And He DIE , because of ME

He have sock in his heart

If my morther or my sister still in home this day , they will know what number to call the hospital to take him to go.

But i didn't know that , i just stay away and cry , but still he die , he just said : Don't cry daughter , die is normal way , it's not important!

And because of me not enough interligent , he lost the time to come to the hospital , and that's why he die.

But when he die , he said with my morther and my younger sister , do not blame me.

And give my morther some money in the bank to keep take care about me

My father is not same like your mother - my father is rich , your mother no

I'm using my father money everyday still now

And he die because my fault

It's true , every people in my home (my grandmother , my mother , my younger sister is know that)

May be my younger sister is not have enough time to tell you

But i do

So if you said : You are my father - it's just coming true if you already to let i have fault enough to make you to die

.

It's a different about my father and your morther

My father is rich - and he take me a habits to always use the money of the man

He teach me that

And he said when i get married , he want me married some Rich Men like him

If you want to know about my father (because when you coming , he die)

You are not the same like my father!

My father is Rich , but you No.

Original Oatmeal Gmail <originaloatmeal@gmail.com>	12:42 AM (22 hours ago)
to P.Thao

You do not know love. You do not know wealth. Humans created money as a means of slavery. Currency delays our ability to the art that you value. Your hand-made shop is against the tyranny of the formality of the trade. The things of the heart are much more priceless than material wealth that comes and go. Things are rapidly decaying. Life is short. You did not exactly kill your father. Do not blame yourself. Things happen. We made mistakes. You say you thought I wanted to sell my bicycle. I am not sure what to think about that. We all make mistakes. You do not understand everything. You do not understand all the situations of this world. You do not understand my father. You do not understand me. You do not understand my mother. I do understand you. I study people for a living. I understand the psychology and science and sociology and theology and theories and facts behind people and humanity as a whole. I always read your face and I study it like I study in college.

I did graduate from college. I was in college for over 5 different years. I did as well as I could. My mother was rich in spirit, which lasts longer than being rich in material wealth, which you cannot take with you to meet Gandhi with. I never hurt you. I did not hit you. I did not run away from you. I was going to another school. I never asked you to feed me. I did not ask you for anything. I did not ask you for money. I did not want to live at your house. I did not ask to live there. i did not beg you. it was your idea. You wanted to do things for me. You said that you do things for me for free. You cannot want money from me if you say that you do things for free. I never said that I would do anything for you for free. I never said that you can have my bicycle. I never said that I wanted a Vietnamese class. I never said that you can have my class. You need Christ. I am like your father. I am your father. You fail to see that. Put your clothes back on. Read my words.


Stop lying. Be nice to people. The medicine might be making you sicker. You did not totally kill your father. Do not blame yourself, because you do blame yourself. You need love. You need to know the love of Christ. Buddha does not have real love for you. Jack Sparrow cannot give you Everlasting Drunkenness. There are many many things in this world that you do not understand.

You are the child. I am the master. You stole my money. Stop being so bad.

P.Thao Duong	12:46 AM (22 hours ago)
to me

You know what happen Joey?

I don't want to married some people don't want to learning everything

That's why i take you to that university

But you aready to show me you are stupid enough to canot learning everything

It's all

P.Thao Duong	1:26 AM (21 hours ago)
to me

Some friend talk to me

I didn't have to keep conection with some men are Poor - and selfish 

Because i can get some men best more

Some men already have a house in his country

Some men already can have a job by him self to make money

And some men really are Gentlement enought shame to understand never use the women money for the first they meeting

My life is too short 

After my father die , he teach me some thing 

Life is too short to lost the time for the people not good enough when they stay with you

I don't know about your parents

May be because they choice another way like my father and mother

They devoice - my parent are not

Ofcouse my father and my mother still have a girl friend and boy friend both of them

But they still come back with each orther because they worried their children is me and my sister

(but your parent is not - i can see what they choice , they don't care what the looking of their children give for them , keep married and come to the orther wedding)

It's can't be accept in my familly

That's why they teach you a different way from me

But i just don't know what different

I just testing some thing with you

And after that , i see my future will not good when i still life with you

I like a adult men (but you always want to be a young men)

I like the men have a good familly - same like my parent familly - to make sure my mother can accept (she can't said with you because she don't know English , but she said with me VietNamese : I don't like it , i don't like the way Joey Mother choice , it's different way with me)

And i like the Rich man , working in the public place , take the money and come back home with wife

The wife always stay at home , take care the children , go to charity , make some thing for people just have fun and do the good

I don't like to fighting people everyday to make money , it's too stress

Have some people have to do that for me , it should be my husband

I just want to stay at home and waiting him to come back

I'm a solf girl

I always stay in home for working , stay in the library , make the solf thing handmade stuff

I'm not the strong girl you looking for

Strong enough to drive men everyday to the school

My father said i drive too bad , not strong than my sister

And it's true

I just thing , because you are not my dream boy , and i'm not your dream girl 

Why we have to lost the time for the other?

You lost you bicycle for the class you don't want to

But i have to pay everything back for my boss , for your boss , to meeting them (take your new working table , take your new book) , and they cell phone when they call me and i'm drive can't be accept , it's lost money when i call back too

Who will pay for me? The boss cell phone is have in our deal? 

So let it go!

I will come to datevn.com company tomorow!

And plant to married some men (1. 30 - 45 year old , 2. Have a job , a house , and didn't life with his familly) - have some Causian men like that want to married Vietnamese girl

I just have to choice 1

Have a company will help me, dating , translate the letter , make up , planing for wedding , and find the man can pay anything for it

I just think , if i can find some thing place like this , why i have to waiting you ? 

Try to write it by English

Kathy

Original Oatmeal Gmail <originaloatmeal@gmail.com>	10:58 PM (0 minutes ago)
to P.Thao

You asked me why do you have to wait for me.

I do not know the answer to that question. I did not say that you are waiting for me. I do not completely understand that question. You still do not understand the concept of free. It does not matter if things cost money. What you say to me is irrelevant to your word because your word is bond. What you say is more important than money. You are to abide by what you say and by the actions you make. You did not have to talk to my boss. You never had to talk to her. You did not have to. Nobody stuck a gun at your head.



 There were no requirements.

Watch your mouth where blessing and curses are birth. Keep your promises. Commit to your contracts. Do not make excuses. Do not prematurely change your mind. Do not walk away from prearranged plans. Do not complain about the things that you have agreed to. You have altered your position in so many things and you are two-faced. You say things that are not completely consistent with your character.

You refuse to see things for how they really are. You lie about things. You are lost in your thoughts. You have potential. I love you. I never ran away from you. I wish you the best. You miss the point at times. You are complaining about things that you previously accepted. Do not be a grumpy giver. You are taking your generosity. You are always trying to alter your deals and contracts and commitment and oaths and promises. You should not do things like that. When you say you are going to do something, do it. Do not turn around and  yell about it.

If I give you $1.000.000 VND right now then that is fine. I should not turn around and complain about it. This is a hypothetical example. I am just saying that if I give you something, then it is free for you. You do not have to give me that money back ever. I should not get mad at you at all. If I give you money, I should not later ask "Oh, but you never gave me money back, have you?" I should not do that, but that is what you are doing to me. You are upset that you gave me charity and generosity and hospitality and free food and free room and board and free room for rent and free food and free rides and free sex and free phone calls and free fun and free friends and free so many things. It was your problem that you gave me those things for free, but they were all free but my bicycle was not free for you.

When you go to a store, you give them money. You have to buy things. If you do not give them money, then it is free. The people in the store will ask you for money. You give them money if they ask for the money. If you are a store, I will give you money. But you are not a store. At your hand made shop, people will give you money. But you have to name your price. You tell them how much money. If you do not tell them how money, then it is free.

If I give you a hamburger, and I do not ask you for money, then the hamburger is free. You do not have to ever pay me money. You do not have to give me money ever. The hamburger is free for you because I did not ask you for money.






That is how things work.

You did not ask me for money. You said that I could stay at your house for free but I asked you for money for my bike. I did name a price but you did not. Everything you gave me was free because you never said how much money but I told you how much money for my bike and I did not actually sell my bike. You ran off with my bike and you knew I wanted money for it but you still ran off with the money and you continue to insult me about how smart I am and about how smart you think I am not and you do not understand my mother or father or siblings or friends at all.






You speak lies that are not true.

 Youa re a passionate person. You have a beautiful smile. You speak lies. You are infected with demons and bugs in your spine. You have bipolar disease. You have split personality. You strive on the pain and suffering of others. You love having fun. You like hanging out with others. You hate your parents. You stole my bike. You raped me a few times. You are closing your eyes and ears from reality. I adore you. I care about you. I never left you. I never asked you for things. You refuse to see the truth in what I write.




You do not understand your own history of your own country.

Christ loves you.

I tried being Buddhist for you. Freedom is yours. I love you. Stop laughing. It is still there. You are losing your character and honesty. You are two-faced.

I am trying to be here for you as friends. You should marry your best friend. The love of money is the root of all evil or a bunch evil, they say. You are loving money more than the value of actual friendships. You should lose some weight. I do not like horse penis. You tried making me eat bad things. Ask Christ into your lives. I tried being Buddhist for you but Buddha is not speaking to me but Jesus Christ God talks to me everyday in so many ways. Only Christianity is the right religion and many people will die and burn in Hell. Your father might be in hell now. Your mother might be going to Hell. Your sister may go to that bottomless pit of everlasting hades and river of fire.

I am not a child. I am a man. You are acting like a little girl. You are making fun of me and saying things that are not true about me. You stole my money and that is what makes you big troll and fraud in this world. I do not cause you stress or problems. You are the problem and the stress.