Saturday, May 4, 2013

I am not spam, right, dear Ngoc Minh Chau Dinh?

This is not spam.

People think I am spam.

People are wrong.

A girl wrote that to me.

Her name is Ngoc Minh Chau Dinh.


The other guy that hates me is Lisa Nguyen.

A man that hates me is Austin UptoNoGood.








Fred BurtonPrivate_message
want to meet me? you should message me


Original OatmealPrivate_message
why don't you have a profile photo?


Dang Hong NhatPrivate_message
I feel you are interesting, I think I will to learn many thing from you, it's good to meet and talk with you,


Joyce TangPrivate_message
hi there, it's nice to see you Oatmeal. 


Original OatmealPrivate_message
If you find me on fb, I can tell you how to find me. I live near this address: Võ Duy Ninh, phường 22, quận Bình Thạnh, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam


Lisa NguyenPrivate_message
you seem knowing everything, anything that you are bad at? :D


Original OatmealPrivate_message
Everything that I am kind of good at, I am also kind of bad at. Right now, the screen to my laptop is broken and I am only working 15 hours for this month of May of 2013, which means less money, which means I may not hang out with people because people always seem to go to expensive restaurants and everybody thinks tourists are loaded with cash, but I am a local coated in white skin.

The screen to my laptop is cracked. This means I may not be on the internet again for a long time, if ever again. You may not be able to find me for a long time, if ever again.


In other words:

I am only working 15 hours teaching English in Saigon, Vietnam for this month of May 2013. That means not a lot of money. That means less money. My laptop ha been giving me problem for the last 5 months or so. It was sick with cancer and it finally bit the dust. It might be hard to get in contact with me now because laptops are overpriced in Vietnam, mostly due to illegal governmental import tax and also kind of by the supply and demand curve and maybe other factors as well. You could try to find my cell phone number and text me if you do want to find me. I may not have enough money for a laptop for the next few months, if ever again, because I barely have enough money for rent, let alone other things on top of that. I could try to buy a screen/monitor and connect it to my laptop. I may if I can find a cheap enough LCD screen. In the USA, I did that in 2011 after sleeping on my old laptop back then. I use my laptop to find out how to get to work. My schedule is on my laptop. My life is done on my laptop. I kind of feel like my pet puppy or wife just died in the body of hardware. With Joey Arnold. In Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. — with Joey Arnold.

I live around:
Võ Duy Ninh, phường 22, quận Bình Thạnh, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam

Call and text me: my cell phone service is Viettel:
(84) 0-163-425-1695


Vy TranPrivate_message
hi, it's nice to know you


Solomitxki RomanPrivate_message
Long time no see bro ;) 


Tom ChristiePrivate_message
send me your address Oatmeal....I am going to come to your house and pull your pants down and slap your childish little bum.

How did they let you on the plane?


AshardDeen99Private_message
Lol, my thoughts exactly. I have a good mind to forward all this nonsense he types here and his profile to ask the Schools he teaches at how on earth did they hire him.


Original OatmealPrivate_message
this is not spam




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